“THE EVIDENCE IS PRETTY CLEAR, YA’ KNOW. THE OUTFIT STRAIGHT OUT OF ‘SGT. PEPPERS,’ THE GHOULISH ZOMBIES ON HIS ALBUM COVERS, AND THE FACT THAT THE COLOR CONTINUALLY DRAINED OUT OF HIS FACE OVER THE YEARS.”

[Editor's Note: If you read this post backwards, while drinking a Shirley Temple upside down, you'll develop a certain urge to play air guitar left-handed while barefoot and clad in a black suit.]

“THE FIRST EPISODE WILL FEATURE A GOVERNOR WHO FIRST CLAIMS HE GOT LOST ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, TRIES TO ACCOMPLISH A WIFE SWAP, AND ULTIMATELY PROVES HE HAS NO GREY MATTER IN HIS ANATOMY.”

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All Hat No Cattle on the sane(?) Saddam Hussein.

And Dan Kurtzman on the insane housewife from Wasilla.

Michael Jackson Mashups, at BartCopE!

While the Supreme Court made new law in ruling for the white firefighters in New Haven, the mainstream media neglected to report on just how culturally biased the written test questions actually were. Here are a few sample questions; judge for yourself:

1. The National Hockey League Flames played in what city before moving to Calgary?

2. What length of firefighter boots are also ideal for bass fishing? 

3. Identify the specific breed of cow owned by Mrs. O’Leary that started the Great Chicago Fire.

4. In Seinfeld, what firefighter’s job did Kramer perform in the race to save Leaping Larry’s Appliance Store?

5. What brands of white bread and mayo are favored by four out of five firehouse kitchens?

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Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash on Al Franken’s a Senator, No Joke. But What Kind?

More on Sanford and Sin at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford.