1. Palin expressed a strong preference for catching both ”carp” and ”flounder.”

2. Palin used a “David Letterman Fishing Fly”

3. A huge fish caught Palin, who took pity on her and threw her back.

4. Palin then caught a barracuda, who immediately renounced all rights to the name.

5. Palin used the same fishing boat from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Senator Bernie Sanders on The Health Care Crisis, at BuzzFlash. 

Lisa Casey on the real North Korean threat.

The Daily Show’s Old Timers” Day, at One Good Move.

“NOW THAT THEY’RE CUTTING OUT ALL DIALOGUE, I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO OPEN MY MOUTH WITHOUT SCREWING MYSELF.”

The hot story at the Old Grey Lady.

“IT’S  A STORY ABOUT HOW EASY IT IS TO FORGET A WOMAN WHO WAGED WAR AGAINST EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, INCLUDING HER  OWN STATE, HER OWN PARTY, AND MOST SIGNIFICANTLY, COMMON DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE.”

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Lisa Casey with the one competition that does fit the quitter,  and Jon Perr with “Sarah Palin’s Greatest Hits.” 

“THERE IS ONE ‘KNOWN’ I REALLY KNOW: BOB McNAMARA NOT ONLY LEFT ME HIS LEGACY OF MILITARY STRATEGY, BUT ALSO BEQUEATHED ME HIS COMPLETELY FOGGED-UP WIRE-RIMMED GLASSES – THROUGH WHICH I COULDN’T EVEN DISTINGUISH BETWEEN MY ASS AND MY ELBOW.”

“OUR FANS ARE WELL-ACCUSTOMED TO PLAYERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE DOING, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL FINALLY HAVE AN ATTRACTION THAT LOOKS GOOD IN SHORTS.”

“IT’S JUST A SHAME HE COULDN’T HAVE APPLIED HIS CHILD-MOLESTING AND PEDOPHILIA TO A REALLY GOOD CAUSE, LIKE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.”

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The Peter King YouTube video, via Wonkette.

“SOME MEN SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE AND ASK ‘WHY’; I IMAGINE PARANOID DELUSIONAL CONSPIRACIES AGAINST ME AND ASK … ‘WHY NOT EXPLOIT THEM FOR PERSONAL GAIN’?“

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Lisa Casey with a Wicked Palin Fantasy.

Now this ain’t no paranoid delusion: D.C. and the Ruling Oligarchy that Runs the Capitol as a Gated Community, by BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin.

Madkane on Translating Sarah and Flailin’ Palin.

“I SAID, ‘MR. EL PRESIDENTE, MY SERVICES COULD BE BETTER PUT TO USE RIGHT NOW OVERTHROWING THE BANANA REPUBLICS IN ALASKA AND SOUTH CAROLINA’.”

“NOW, I KNOW YOU FOLKS ARE GONNA’ THINK I’M JUST LOOKIN’ FOR TROUBLE, BUT IT’S CLEAR SARAH PALIN RESIGNED AS ALASKA’S GOVERNOR TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ‘I-DID-A-ROD’ COMPETITION.”

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Dan Kurtzman with the round-up of Sarah Palin Resignation Jokes.

“WHILE SEX SCANDALS WERE CERTAINLY THINNING GOP RANKS, A PRECEDENT FOR RESIGNATIONS BASED ON STUPIDITY COULD COMPLETELY WIPE US OUT.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin asks: How About Independence Day from Corporations Controlling Our Government?

Lisa Casey with the latest on Dick Cheney and Valerie Plame. 

Juan Cole with the latest on Iran: Mousavi Said Calling for General Strike; Hard Liners Call for his Arrest.