“AND THAT’S THE WAY IT ISN’T  – ON EVERY SINGLE DAY WE BROADCAST.”

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Crooks & Liars with some un-Cronkite behavior at NBC.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Fox in the MSNBC coop: Pat Buchanan and the Long Goodbye.

Jon Stewart on the Pyramid Economy, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Madkane on the Orwellian Kindle Swindle?

[Sung to the tune of "YMCA"]

GOP man, if you want to go down.
With a woman, with whom you don’t have a vow
GOP man, if you don’t want to leave town
There’s no need … to … fly to Buenos

GOP man, there’s a place you can go.
GOP man, where wild oats you can sow
You can stay there, and I’m sure you can pray
For salvation, and perhaps a Three-Way

It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet

They have everything, for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with Christ, and use our in-house sex toys 

It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet

You can get yourself laid, deduct the cost of your meals,
Plot for school prayer, and to undo the New Deal

GOP man, do you seek guarantees?
That you can hide your, blatant hy-pocrisy?
GOP man, you can visit the Lord
And a  … smokin’ … Christian hot broad

It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet
It’s fun to stay at the … C Street Chalet

[Editor's Note: Any resemblance between the Indian Chief and Michael Steele is purely coincidental.]

“C’MON, LARRY, IT SOUNDS PRETTY FISHY TO ME, SINCE ISN’T THE POPE SUPPOSED TO IN-FALL-IBLE?  BESIDES, DOESN’T A ‘RIGHT WRIST INJURY’ SUGGEST TO YOU THAT THE POPE WAS CELEBRATING MASTURBATION INSTEAD OF MASS?” 

“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESMAN FOR THE COMPANY, AND I QUOTE: ‘THIS REALLY JUST HARKENS BACK TO AN OLD TRADITION, SINCE THIS GLUE WILL BE MADE FROM A HORSE’S ASS’.”

Story at Think Progress.

“Senator Graham, in response to your questions about the Second Amendment, and whether the right to own a gun is fundamental, let me be clear:

“I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL.”  And if my ankle wasn’t broken, I’d be jumpin up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL,” and “KILL.”

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From GOP Crashes, to Mashups, at BartCopE!

“SENATOR ENSIGN, YOU COME TO ME ON THE DAY YOU SCREWED THE WIFE OF YOUR TOP AIDE, AND YOU ASK ME TO KILL THE COMMANDMENT OF ”THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY?”

AlterNet with the Transcript of The Rachel Maddow Show on the Family — Washington D.C.’s “C Street House,”

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BuzzFlash with Tom Coburn as GOP Hypocrite of the Week, and Mark Karlin on Liz Cheney as Dick’s Mole in the State Department.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s White Men Can’t Judge.

Dan Kurtzman with the Sonia Sotomayor Joke Round-Up.

“THE ONE THAT REALLY INFLUENCED ME WAS WHERE THE PROSECUTOR DELIBERATELY FRAMED AN INNOCENT MAN, HAD HIM SENT TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND THEN HAD HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY, PERRY MASON, BEAT UP SO BAD … THAT HE WAS PERMANENTLY DISABLED.”

Story here.

“NOW, JUDGE, WE HAVE REPORTS THAT YOU’VE HAD THIS REPETITIVE DREAM, WHERE YOU’RE LATE TO COURT, WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON, AND CAN’T FIND THE COURTROOM … AND STILL YOU PROCLAIM THAT YOU CAN MAKE A ‘WISER’ DECISION THAN AN OLD WHITE JUDGE.”

“KEITH, WHILE YOU’D HAVE TO EAT A WHOLE BAG OF ‘WISE POTATO CHIPS’ TO GET SICK, EVEN A SINGLE SERVING OF JEFF SESSIONS WILL DO THE TRICK.”

1. In West Side Story, were you rooting for the Jets … or the Sharks?

2. Will you refrain from using “Latin” in your judicial opinions? 

3. In I Love Lucy, who would you say was “wiser”: a LATIN MALE  bandleader, or a goofy WHITE FEMALE who always wanted to play the Copacabana?

4. Do you think First Amendment rights were trampled when NBC was intimidated into pulling repeats of the Seinfeld Puerto Rican Day Parade episode?

5. Do you promise not to hang fuzzy dice from the bench, or to wear a “No. 51″ on the back of your robes in support of Puerto Rican Statehood?