Wait a minute. Maybe Obama’s right. Perhaps I’ve been wrong to blindly follow the neanderthal, know-nothing ideology and policies of the modern GOP. Maybe we Republicans should embrace the progressive tradition and put the health and welfare of the average person above the sheer corporate greed of the pharmaceutical and insurance companies. Maybe a family of four shouldn’t have to go bankrupt just because their barber prescribes a regimen of leeches. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance, even universal bloodletting … Naaaaaahhh!