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June 6th, 2009

Obama to Freeze West Bank Settlements, By Putting Fannie Mae in Charge

“FINALLY, WE’LL BE ABLE TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF JEWS AND PALESTINIANS LIVING SIDE BY SIDE … IN U.S.-GUARANTEED CARDBOARD BOXES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash with Rightwingus Whackosus in the wild.

Lisa Casey with more on Obama’s settlement efforts.

Madkane on GM and Bankrupt Values.

June 5th, 2009

Scientologists Cry Foul Over Being Excluded From Obama’s Cairo Speech

“LOOK, YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE THETANS STARTING ANY WARS OR HOLY CRUSADES; BESIDES WHO BETTER TO BRIDGE CULTURAL DIVIDES THAN SPACE TRAVELERS WHO ARRIVED HERE 75 MILLION YEARS AGO.”

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Colbert’s Week in Review, and Daily Show’s Week in Review, at One Good Move.

June 5th, 2009

Great Speech, Barack, But Let’s Just ‘Imagine’ How to Shorten It

Obama Mideast Speech 

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace


June 4th, 2009

Obama in Egypt, Pulls a ‘Reverse Moses’

“NOW, UNLIKE THE ISRAELITES, WHO TOLD YOUR PHARAOH TO ‘LET MY PEOPLE GO,’ I’M ASKING YOU TO TAKE SOME OF OUR PEOPLE, INCLUDING O’REILLY, RUSH AND NEWT.”

“OY, THIS WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL TEN PLAGUES.”

June 3rd, 2009

Limbaugh’s Latest Sonia Smear: ‘Latina Judge Spoke Latin on the Bench’

THE TRANSCRIPTS SHOW JUDGE SONIA SOTOMAYOR FREQUENTLY USED WORDS LIKE HABEAS CORPUS AND STARE DECISIS – NEXT THING YA’ KNOW, SHE’LL CLAIM THAT THE GREAT FOUNDATION OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION, THE MAGNA CARTA, WAS WRITTEN IN LATIN.” 

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Colbert on Guns in National Parks, via One Good Move.

How Jack Bauer Can Help Bring Single-Payer Health Care to the United States, by Chad at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with more on the “Parade” of Liars.

Glenn Greenwald at Crooks & Liars on Obama’s Support for the Graham-LIeberman Secrecy Act.

June 2nd, 2009

Cheney Finally Compromises on Gitmo — Agrees to House Detainees in His Man-Sized Safe

Cheney

“I TOLD PRESIDENT OBAMA I’D BE GLAD TO ‘HAVE‘ THEM … WITH FAVA BEANS ON THE SIDE.” 

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Meg White at BuzzFlash: The Murder of Dr. George Tiller is Part of the War Against Women.

Lisa Casey Asks: How can the Dems ever match the GOP?

Juan Cole on Obama and Resolving the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.

June 1st, 2009

Cheney Endorses Same-Sex Waterboarding

“I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WATERBOARDING IS NOT TORTURE, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ALSO SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF THROWING UP IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.”

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Lisa Casey on the Dickster and his Two Amigos.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Abortion Doctor is a Victim of America’s ‘Taliban’

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

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