“I’M PREPARED TO SELL MY GIANT MAN-SIZED SAFE TO THE IRANIANS, SO THAT THEY CAN DETAIN THE OPPOSITION LEADER. AND WITH THE FUNDS I RECEIVE, I CAN SUBSIDIZE THE GOP’S PLAN TO CONTRA-DICT EVERYTHING OBAMA DOES.”

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More Right Wing Follies:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Glenn Beck with a Turban Would be Just Another Terrorist in Gitmo as He Daily Commits Treason.

Lisa Casey on the GOP’s Hunt for Red Obama,  and Madkane on Hannity Insanity.

And Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.