“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”

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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.

“THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY PISSED OFF WITH MY PLAN TO LIFT MY OWN TERM LIMITS – BUT I FOILED THEIR COUP WHEN I HAD THEIR TANKS TOWED FROM A NO-PARKING ZONE.”

“YES, IT’S TRUE I ALSO MET MY ARGENTINE GIRLFRIEND IN NEW YORK, BUT THERE’S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT I CROSSED PARTY LINES TO HAVE A MENAGE A TROIS WITH ELIOT SPITZER.”

WaPo with the story.

“WHERE IN HELL AM I NOW SUPPOSED TO GET MY OXYCONTIN FOR JUST 19.95 … ESPECIALLY WITH THE FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING THAT COMES WITH BEING ALL OF THE FIRST 500 CALLERS.” 

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week in Political Cartoons.

Lisa Casey on another reason to run in I-ran.

BartCopE on Michael Jackson’s Lament.

“MICHELLE WARNED ME TO GO WITH THE MORE TRADITIONAL ‘RUBY,’ BUT I SEEM TO HAVE LEFT MY AUDACITY IN MY PINK PANTIES.”

Frank Rich in the NYT on Obama’s lack of audacity.

“UNDER MY PLAN, EACH MALE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WILL BE CAPPED AT ONE AFFAIR, BUT WILL BE ABLE TO BUY AND SELL PERMITS FOR EXTRA EMISSIONS.”

“AND IF YOU VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS NOW, WE’LL GIVE YOU THE BEST ‘FAMILY VALUES,’ PLUS RUN THE ENTIRE U.S. GOVERNMENT FOR ONLY $19.95.”

Story at Huffngton Post.

      

Who can turn the world OFF with her VENOM?
Who can take a CENTRIST DEM, and suddenly make him seem MARXIST-LENIN?
Well it’s you CHURL, and you should know it
With each WORD and every little DIATRIBE you show it 

YOUR HATE is all around, no need to waste it 
SIMPLE HUMAN DECENCY, you just DEBASE it
You LOST YOUR CENSUS after all
You LOST YOUR SENSES after all

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Think Progress on the Latest Bachmann Insanity — on the Census.

“WHAT? I THOUGHT AS LONG AS I DIDN’T SHOW ANY SKIN, THE MUSLIMS WOULD BE ALL RIGHT WITH THAT …. WAIT A MINUTE, I’VE GOT AN IDEA FOR A NEW SHOW!: CURB YOUR ISLAMISM.”

Norm Jenson has the video of the Larry David Interview.

“WHADDYA’ WANT FROM ME; IT’S BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS SINCE I LAST HAD SEX WITH THE VIRGIN MARY.”

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Mark Sanford is BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite This Week – for Trumpeting ‘God’s Laws’ After Lying & Cheating Across the Hemisphere.

Lisa Casey with the Sanford tell-all.