Comic actress Wanda Sykes performs as US President Barack Obama looks on during the White House Correspondents Dinner, 9 May 2009. Photograph: Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty Images

“IT’S JUST TOO BAD THAT DARTH VADER MISSED THE LAST SPACESHIP LEAVING EARTH, DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE HAD TO GET HIS ANNUAL OIL AND LUBE JOB ON HIS IRON HEART.”

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