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May 31st, 2009

The REAL Difference Between the Alito and Sotomayor Comments

“SENATOR, WHEN AN IMMIGRATION CASE COMES BEFORE ME, I THINK ABOUT MY OWN IMMIGRANT ANCESTORS, AND THE FACT OF HOW DIFFERENT THAT WAS … BECAUSE THEY WERE WHITE.” 

May 30th, 2009

Law School Moot Court Previewed Current Sonia Controversy

“MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, I’D RATHER HAVE MY CASE JUDGED BY A WISE-ASS LATIN CARTOON CHARACTER … THAN A SO-CALLED ‘CONSERVATIVE’ WHO ONLY WANTS TO CONSERVE THE CORRUPT CORPORATE POWER STRUCTURE.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash: MSM and Right Wing Groups Team Up to Profit From Supreme Court Nominee Story

One Good Move with one of Bill Maher’s Best New Rules, including a riff on ”Greed ain’t so good.”

Paunchest Pilate at All  Hat No Cattle.

May 29th, 2009

Rudy Offers to Replace Sotomayor, Claims He Has Experience of a Wise Latina Woman

“I’VE NOT ONLY DRESSED THE PART, BUT I ALWAYS HANG IN THE SOUTH BRONX AT YANKEE STADIUM, WOLFING DOWN THE RICE AND BEAN BURRITOS.”

May 29th, 2009

Glenn Beck: ‘In Winning Jackpot, Sotomayer Used Fuzzy Dice’

“IT’S REALLY NO SURPRISE — THE ONLY THING I CAN’T FIGURE OUT IS HOW SHE MANAGED TO GET HER LOWRIDER IN THROUGH THE DOOR OF A FLORIDA CASINO.”

Story at Politico.

May 28th, 2009

Forget Cardozo, Karl Rove Claims First Hispanic Justice Was Torquemada

“NOW THERE WAS A JUSTICE WHO REALLY BELIEVED IN JUDICIAL RESTRAINT.”

Story at Daily Kos.

And more on the “Sonia-crazed” from Lisa Casey with Republican Membership Drivers, and Madkane on Newt: The Disgraced Former Speaker Speaks.

Beatles Mashups at BartCopE.

Apoliticus on the Top 10 People Who Just Won’t Go Away.

May 28th, 2009

Right Wingers Claim David Boies and Ted Olson Are Gay Lovers

“THIS JUST CONFIRMS THAT TED OLSON LIKES BOIES, AND BOYS!”

Olson And Boles

WE BELIEVE A LAWSUIT FOR BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS CAN BE A MARRIAGE BETWEEN LAWYERS OF OPPOSITE  IDEOLOGIES.”

Story here.

May 27th, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Claims Sonia Has a Lotta’ Splainin’ To Do

“IT’S CLEAR TO ME THAT JUDGE SOTOMAYER DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BIG SHOW AT THE SUPREME COURTABANA.”

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The Sotomayor Bubble: Much media ado about nothing, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Recession even hits al Qaeda, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with Jay Leno’s Best Political Jokes.

May 27th, 2009

Huckabee Predicts Nasty Sotomayor Battle, Between the Jets and Sharks

“LET’S JUST SEE IF JUDGE MARIA SOTOMAYOR HAS THE LAW AND ORDER INSTINCTS OF AN OFFICE KRUPKE, WHILE STILL RESPECTING THE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS OF INNER CITY GANG MEMBERS.” 

May 26th, 2009

Right-Wingers Claim Sotomayor Hired LEGAL Gardeners

“THIS CLEARLY PROVES JUST HOW OUT-OF-THE-MAINSTREAM OBAMA’S PICK REALLY IS; RIGHT-THINKING AMERICANS SIMPLY CAN’T TOLERATE AN HISPANIC HOMEOWNER HAVING THEIR LAWN MAINTAINED BY A BUNCH OF WHITE GUYS.”

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More on the expected right-wing reaction from Lisa Casey.

BuzzFlash Interview of David Neiwert on His book “The Eliminationists” – The Radicalized Right Wing’s Violent Potential.

Madkane’s Ode To The Deceitful Cheneys.

May 25th, 2009

GOP Insists They Also Seek ‘Empathy’ in a Supreme Court Justice

“WE WANT SOMEONE IN THE SCALIA MOLD WHO IS EMPATHETIC TO BIG BUSINESS, THE DESTRUCTION OF CIVIL RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES, AND MOST SIGNIFICANTLY … THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE HUNS.”

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Norm Jenson with Howard Kurtz’s interview of Bill Maher.

Dan Kurtzman with the The Week in Political Cartoons, and  The Cheney Bunch at All Hat No Cattle.

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