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April 7th, 2009

Newt Gingrich Whines He Wasn’t Offered a Seat on Stolen Cessna

“IT’S SIMPLY INCONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT A WILD-EYED SUICIDAL MANIAC WOULD NOT SEEK MY ADVICE; AFTER ALL WE COULD’VE USED THIS GUY TO LEAD AN ATTACK AGAINST NORTH KOREA.”

More on Newt Insanity from BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter.

April 7th, 2009

Leak Reveals Obama Brokered Even More Explosive French-Chinese Dispute: Over Dinner

“GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, WHY CAN’T WE JUST GET ALONG, AND GO WITH THE … GENERAL TSO’S FROG LEGS.”

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As Lisa Casey points out, no wonder why this guy’s poll ratings are so high.

April 6th, 2009

Another Obama Gift Gaffe? Turkish Prez Given an Ottoman

 

President Barack Obama addresses the general assembly at the ...

“NOW, THERE’S NOTHING MORE THAT AMERICANS RESPECT, THAN KICKING BACK AND PUTTING UP THEIR FEET BEFORE THEIR BIG SCREEN TELEVISIONS.”

joeyandchandler.jpg image by zackbmp

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Juan Cole on Obama the Visionary: End Nukes, admit Turkey to EU.

Lisa Casey with the Wasilla Wheel of Scandals.

April 5th, 2009

Cheney Charges Obama Had Meeting About WMD in Prague

“IT’S CLEAR THAT OBAMA’S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THAN MOHAMMED ATTA, SINCE HE’S ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT REDUCING STOCKPILES OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS.”

Huffington Post with the context: Obama’s Prague Speech on Nuclear Weapons.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s splendid week is subject to downward revision.

Bill Maher’s New Rules and The Sunday Funnies, at One Good Move.

April 3rd, 2009

Obama Kills in Strasbourg, But Some Frenchmen Still Prefer Bush

“WHAT CAN I SAY, MES AMIS, WE FRENCH HAVE ALWAYS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR BUFFOONS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash on The Bush GOP’s Latest Threat Aimed At Americans.

Juan Cole on Top Ten Ways the US is Turning Afghanistan into Iraq.

April 3rd, 2009
April 3rd, 2009

Michelle Obama Also Wows French Schoolgirl Madeline

IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS THAT WAS COVERED WITH VINES, LIVED TWELVE LITTLE GIRLS IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES, THEY LEFT THE HOUSE AT HALF PAST NINE, AND WEARING J. CREW  WAS MADELINE.

April 2nd, 2009

Michelle Obama: The Biggest Thing for London Schoolgirls Since Sidney Poitier

U.S. first lady Michelle Obama watches Brenda Mensah perform ... 

“TO MISS … WITH LOVE.”

IS THIS THE LULU WE WERE EXPECTING?

                    Brazil’s Lulu Da Silva

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on Ted Stevens’ Get Out of Jail Card, and Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York.

April 2nd, 2009

The Queen Greets Obama, With a Royal Flush of Bush

“THE PLEASURE’S ALL MINE, MR. PRESIDENT. AFTER MEETING YOUR PREDECESSOR, I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT AMERICANS WERE MORE INBRED THAN THE ROYAL FAMILY.”

April 1st, 2009

Talk About CHANGE: Angela Merkel ASKS Obama for a Backrub

“I’VE AGREED TO PRESIDENT OBAMA’S REQUEST TO FURTHER STIMULATE THE GERMAN ECONOMY … ON THE CONDITION HE PERSONALLY STIMULATES ME.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash — Obama’s royal-pain opposition: It ain’t the Republicans.

Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner, at All Hat No Cattle.

Funny Obama Pictures, via Dan Kurtzman.

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