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“UNLIKE DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D., I’VE TAKEN THE HYPOCRITIC OATH, AND AM COMMITTED TO DOING ONLY HARM.”
Authors Note: I guess I’ve broken the “Jon Stewart taboo” of not going after 13 year olds. But hey, if he’s old enough to be bar-mitzvahed, he’s a man, and FAIR GAME!
“ACCORDING TO THE PRESIDENT OF OXYCONTIN, AND I QUOTE: ‘IT JUST GOT TO THE POINT THAT RUSH WAS STARTING TO GIVE PSYCHOTIC DELUSIONS A BAD NAME’.”
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More Rush Madness:
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Rush is Running for Market Share Not Political Leadership.
Lisa Casey on the New GOP Theme Song, and Madkane has her own Ode To GOP Grovelers (Song Parody).
“RUSH SLAMMED ME, PINNED ME, HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A CPAC CHAIR, AND LEFT ME MORE BLOODIED THAN MICKEY ROURKE.”
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Lisa Casey with Steele’s Limbaugtomy.
Dan Kurtzman has the Jimmy Fallon Debut and more on the Limbaugh-Steele battle.
BuzzFlash interviews Jim Hightower, on 21st Century Populism, and Obama’s Rare Opportunity.
“THEY PROMISED ME 10% ANNUAL RETURNS, AND A CHANCE TO MEET JESSICA RABBIT.”
“OBAMA CALLS ON EVERYONE IN THE ROOM TO GET THEIR VIEWS, WHILE BUSH WAS WORKING ON MYSTERIES WITHOUT ANY CLUES.”
The MTP Video:
“WHILE MOST REPUBLICANS SAY THINGS THAT ARE SIMPLY ODIOUS TO THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS … WITH NEWT, AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE’S TALKING ABOUT.”
“BY INSERTING MICRO-COMPUTERS INTO THE WOMBS OF PREGNANT WOMEN, WE CAN HELP FETUSES GET AN EARLY JUMP ON DEVELOPMENT, AND ENTIRELY ELIMINATE THE CURRENT ‘HEAD START’ PROGRAM.”
Lisa Casey with the GOP “Rush” to Oblivion.
“I’VE BEEN ‘BITTERING’ EVEN BEFORE THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED BY AL GORE – AND NOW ALL MY RIGHT WING DITTOHEADS WILL HAVE THEIR OWN OUTLET TO RELEASE THEIR VENOM.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Limbaugh at CPAC: It’s Not Over Until the Fat Man Rants.
Louis CK on Conan, on Amazing Technology – at One Good Move.
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