“A SPOKESMAN FOR GM ISSUED A STATEMENT TODAY, SAYING: ‘IT’S CHEAPER FOR US TO JUST HAND YOU THIS TEMP JOB … INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PICKING UP YOUR CAR PAYMENTS’.”
Huffington Post with the real story.
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“A SPOKESMAN FOR GM ISSUED A STATEMENT TODAY, SAYING: ‘IT’S CHEAPER FOR US TO JUST HAND YOU THIS TEMP JOB … INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PICKING UP YOUR CAR PAYMENTS’.”
Huffington Post with the real story.
“NOW, CALM DOWN, MA’AM. I UNDERSTAND YOU LOCKED JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR AND MITCH McCONNNELL IN YOUR CAR, BUT IF YOU WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR THE COUNTRY, JUST WALK AWAY AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING.”
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Norm Jenson has Noam Chomsky on the Economy.
GOP “Idea Men,” at All Hat No Cattle.
“I MERELY CONVEYED TO THE ISRAELIS THAT OBAMA WOULD MAKE THEM TRAIF-ER.”
Translation for the Gentiles here, and the real story/video here:
“AFTER OBAMA FORCED ME OUT, I DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY OF ‘CREATING LEMONS OUT OF LEMONS,’ AND TO GO TO AN ORGANIZATION WHERE FAILURE IS REWARDED.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rev. Moon’s Dispproportionate Influence on Big Media, and P.M. Carpenter on the “Resurrection” of Tim Geithner.
Norm Jenson with the latest installments of Bill Maher’s New Rules, and The Sunday Funnies.
Lisa Casey on the Elephant in the Room.
Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.
“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ALSO GET A SECRET DECODER RING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F**K WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, OR BETTER YET, A CONE OF SILENCE SO THEY DON’T REALIZE WE’RE NEVER GOING TO GET SMART.”
Meg White at BuzzFlash on the Childish GOP Budget Stunt: A Republican Road to Nowhere, and Madkane with Republican Road To Remedial Math.
“WE’VE GOT THE ULTIMATE SHAMWOW – WITH THE AMAZING REUSABLE TAX CUTS, YOU CAN SOAK UP ALL THE RESOURCES IN THE COUNTRY … AND ACTUALLY LEAVE A BIGGER MESS.”
Lisa Casey with the Nails in the GOP Coffin.
“WE’RE ALSO GETTING REPORTS THAT AIG, OF ALL COMPANIES, IS ISSUING DERIVATIVE CONTRACTS THAT INSURE THESE SANDBAGS … BUT NOT ANY OF THE HOMES THAT MAY GET WASHED AWAY.”
“UNDER OUR PLAN, YOU’LL ALSO GET AN EXTRA TAX CUT IF YOU HIT THE BALL IN THE CLOWN’S MOUTH.”
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Story at TPMDC, and Nate Silver weighs in with some GOP Budget Satire.
“YOU C**K-S**KING, MOTHER-F***KING DOODYHEAD, YOU DESTROYED MY DADDY’S JOB AND HIS DIGNITY, AND NOW I HAVE TO WRITE THIS CLASS LETTER DEATH THREAT TO YOU WITH ONLY FOUR F***KING CRAYONS.”
The real story here, and Chad at BuzzFlash on the AIG poster boy who sent in his resignation letter to The New York Times.
And Apoliticus on AIG’S Parallel Universe.
“TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, AFTER SEEIN’ HOW WASTED THE GOP HAS BEEN THESE LAST FEW MONTHS, I THOUGHT MARIJUANA WAS ALREADY LEGAL.”
Crooks & Liars has the real story.
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Meg White at BuzzFlash on NORML Coming to Virtual Town Hall.
Lisa Casey on the wasted $$ in Iraq.
Juan Cole: Sunni Arab Refugees from Iraq Not Returning.
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