“IT’S REALLY NO SURPRISE – I’M SIMPLY AWARDING TO MYSELF THE ‘ABSENTEE VOTES’ OF THE MILLIONS OF IRAQIS WHO HAD TO FLEE AFTER OUR INVASION.”

KEEP MAKING ‘RIGHT‘ TURNS, PHIL, TOWARD THE TAX CUT SIGN, AND THAT’LL REALLY GUARANTEE WE’LL GO OVER THE CLIFF.”

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash strikes a similar note with Republican Suicide Watch.

And Madkane weighs in on Daschle/Geithner with Only Peons Have To Pay Taxes.

“INSTEAD OF THE USUAL SUPER BOWL BOX, WE’RE GONNA TAKE A PAGE FROM AL GORE, AND PUT ‘EM IN A GIANT LOCK BOX.”