“FORGET THE SWITCH FROM ANALOG TV, WE WANNA’ GET RID OF THE TVA.”

                           “WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT GOP IDIOTS.” 

[Yes, Virginia, there still is a Tennessee Valley Authority.]

“FORGET THOSE CROOKS ON WALL STREET, YOU GUYS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DOUBLED THE ENTIRE COST OF OUR FOOD STAMP PROGRAM.”

“WE FIGURE THE WAY WE RUN OUR BANKS, THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IS GONNA’ END UP AS TOAST ANYWAY.”

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Don’t forget to take your daily dose of BartCop Entertainment.

“I THINK 30 DAYS BEHIND BARS, FOR EVERY THOUSAND DOLLARS ABOVE A PAY CAP, IS JUST THE KIND OF ‘BONUS’ THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL REALLY SUPPORT.”

[TPM Muckraker with the "Retention" story] 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Sen. Bernie Sanders at BuzzFlash: Why Not Fire Failed Tycoons?

GOP Viagra, at All Hat No Cattle.

Stephen Colbert’s The Word – Loyal Opposition,  at One Good Move.

Madkane: The Bully Pulpit Isn’t Enough, When You’re Dealing With Bullies.

“NOW, I DON’T KNOW IF OUR STIMULUS AND BANK BAILOUT PLANS ARE GONNA’ WORK, BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO TRAVEL AROUND THIS GREAT COUNTRY … UNTIL I FIND JOBS AND HOMES FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.”

“NOW, MANY PEOPLE URGED ME TO PICK HOWARD DEAN, BUT THIS KID CAN SCREAM MUCH BETTER, AND WITH HIS WORK HISTORY, YA’ REALLY DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM HAVIN’ ANY TAX PROBLEMS.”

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Jon Perr weighs in with Lincoln, Darwin and the Know-Nothing Republicans.

“WE WON’T ACTUALLY PROSECUTE ANYONE, WITH ONE NOTABLE EXCEPTION … FUCK YOU, DICK.”

The real story here.

Lisa Casey perfectly captures the spirit of “GOP Bipartisanship.”

And Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash weighs in on the Truth and Reconciliation Plan.

“I’M OUT TO STRANGLE THE TRUTH, THE ECONOMY, AND ULTIMATELY MYSELF.”

Video posted at Democratic Underground.

“YOU KNOW, ARLEN, WE MIGHT BE BETTER OFF BEING RENDITIONED, INSTEAD OF GOING BACK TO THE GOP CAUCUS.”

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Staying on topic, Lisa Casey has the new face of the GOP.

And P.M. Carpenter at Buzzflash on Obama’s fading hope for bipartisanship.

“AND IF I KEEP PUTTING MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH, THERE’S A 100% CHANCE PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL SEND ME TO DIRECTLY NEGOTIATE WITH THE TALIBAN.”

CQ Politics with the story.

And Dan Kurtzman with The Week in Political Cartoons.