“THEY STOLE ALL THE NIGHTSTAND BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS CLAIMING THEY WERE ’ILLEGALS,’ AND REFUSED TO PAY THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR PRINCIPLES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash weighs in with CPAC, Limbaugh, and other horror stories from the crypt.

The GOP’s “Havoc- Wreaking” – of Everything! — at All Hat No Cattle.  

Dan Kurtzman has The Week in Political Cartoons.

“AND SO I HEARD THE SHERIFF SAY THAT IF WE WOULD ONLY CUT TAXES ON BOWS AND ARROWS, AND RAISE THEM ON THE PEASANTS, WE MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO FINALLY CAPTURE THAT DIRTY COMMIE ROBIN HOOD.”

The real story of Jindal’s Imagination – at TPM Muckraker.

“ALRIGHT, YOU MANIACS, YOU LUNATICS, AFTER CHECKING OUT ‘EFFIN FREAKS LIKE JOE THE PLUMBER AND JOHN BOLTON, YOU’RE NOW QUALIFIED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT ON THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM.” 

“ATTENTION ALL CPAC ATTENDEES, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Lindorff: at BuzzFlash on Obama’s Address to Congress – Transformative Lite?

The New Clean Coal Air Freshener, at One Good Move.

Slumdog Governor, at All Hat No Cattle, and Dan Kurtzman with the Bobby Jindal/Kenneth the Page comparisons.

John Amato on Who Will Become the Key Spokespersons for Obama Administration.

“THE OBJECT OF THIS IMPEACHMENT IS A SUBJECT THOROUGLY DISCUSSED BETWEEN THE REST OF THE GOP LUNATICS AND I.”

NY Times story on Obama’s grammatical lapses here.

“AND THEN THE BIG BAD DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER WASHINGTON, D.C., AND FORCED THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY TO EAT FOOD, STAY IN THEIR HOMES, AND SEE A DOCTOR ONCE A YEAR.”

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Madkane’s Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal.

A Different View, of 24 Hour News, at All Hat No Cattle.

“WOULD YOU BELIEVE, THE NEXT TIME THE LEVEES BREAK, WE’RE GONNA’ HANDLE IT WITH JUST A FEW VOLUNTEERS, AND TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”

“JINDAL MISSED COMMON SENSE BY … THAAAAAAAAAAT MUCH!” 

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More on the insane Jindal (and Barbour), by Greg Palast at BuzzFlash.

Juan Cole on Obama’s 19-month Withdrawal Timetable for Iraq.

Jon Stewart on the Academy Awards, at One Good Move.

“WHO NEEDS FEDERAL AID … WE’LL JUST DAMN UP THE LEVEES WITH LOUISIANA’S UNEMPLOYED.”

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More on “Compassionate Conservatism”, at All Hat No Cattle.

“MR. PRESIDENT, I THINK IT WOULD BE A GREAT SIGNAL TO THE COUNTRY IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY COULD MOVE TO ‘THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE,’ WHERE CINDY AND I COULD WAVE TO YOU AS WE FLY OVER IN OUR PRIVATE JET.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the GOP’s most curious playbook.

Bill Maher’s Back with New Rules, via One Good Move.

“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”

“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”

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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons

“ZESE REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE CRAZY CYBORGS WITH NO FEELINGS, AND UNLESS VEE GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T BORN, THE WHOLE WORLD, AND NOT JUST CAL-EE-FORNIA, MIGHT COME TO AN END.”