“MR. PRESIDENT, I’M PLANNING TO PORTRAY YOU IN COMPLETE CONTRADISTINCTION TO ‘CHRISTINA’S WORLD’ – A MAN WITH GREAT PHYSICAL ABILITIES, BUT WHO IS MENTALLY IMPAIRED, AND CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE IN SHAME.”

“MR. HOLDER, WE SINCERELY HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD, NOT BACKWARDS, AND NOT WASTE TIME INVESTIGATING PAST BUSH ADMINISTRATION POLICIES ON TORTURE, ELECTRONIC EAVESDROPPING, AND JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HIRING. … NOW, WE’D LIKE TO SPEND THE NEXT FEW HOURS REVISITING THE MARC RICH PARDON.”

“AND SO, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, MY PARTING ADVICE IS TO KEEP LOOKING FOR ENTANGLING ALLIANCES, SO WE CAN PERPETUATE THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.”

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More well-deserved BushBash :

BuzzFlash Commentary on the Farewell from Christine Bowman and P.M. Carpenter.

Lisa Casey asks: Who says W doesn’t inspire a ‘Love Story’?

Dan Kurtzman with The 25 Dumbest Quotes From the Bush Years.

The Colbert Report’s The Last Bush Effigy, at One Good Move.

“AS TODAY’S INCIDENT WITH THE US AIRWAYS FLIGHT SHOWS, AL QAEDA HAS TRAINED CANADIAN GEESE TO FLY OVER OUR BORDERS AND ATTACK OUR PLANES. AND THAT’S WHY THIS COUNTRY WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER OFF IF SARAH PALIN HAD SUCCEEDED ME AS VICE PRESIDENT.”

“AS PART OF NBC’S SPECIAL PROMOTION, YOUR LOCAL RETAIL OUTLETS WILL BE GIVING OUT VOMIT BAGS, COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE.”

“NOW, MADAM  SECRETARY-DESIGNATE, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HUSBAND DOESN’T TAKE ANY MONEY THAT WILL FORCE YOU TO PROSTITUTE  YOURSELF, BLOW YOUR JOB RESPONSIBILITIES, OR OTHERWISE ENGAGE IN ANY RISKY BUSINESS ON BEHALF OF THIS COUNTRY.”

“NOW, HARD WORKIN’ FELLAS LIKE JOHN TANNER AND BRADLEY SCHLOZMAN WERE JUST FOLLOWIN’ DIRECTIONS IN TRYING TO REPEAL THE 13TH, 14TH AND 15TH AMENDMENTS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DIDN’T DRINK ENOUGH BLACK COFFEE, AND FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB.”

Story at TPM.

Staying on topic, Mark Crispin Miller at BuzzFlash on Supreme Court’s plan to kill the Voting Rights Act. 

And Lisa Casey has the latest insanity from Clueless Joe.

[Move over, Frank, here's the real Chairman of the Fraud.]

And now, the end is near;
And so I face, history’s verdict.
My friends, I exploited fear,
With an assist, from Mr. Turd Dick.

I’ve lived, a life that’s bull.
I went from drunk, to a more dry way;
But still, I acted high,
I did it … Lie Way.

Regrets, I’ll admit a few
But then again, too much to mention.
I did, what I had to do
Crimes under the, Geneva Convention.

I plunged ahead, without a course;
Each reckless step, along Baghdad’s highway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it … Lie Way.

Yes, EVERYtime, I’m sure you knew
Even a pretzel, I couldn’t chew.
But through it all, there was no doubt,
That I was just, an arrogant lout.
I had the gall, and came up small;
And did it Lie Way.

I’ve spun the truth, and stayed aloof
Both New Orleans, economy losing.
And now, the mess I leave,
I find it all, so damn amusing.

To think, I did all that;
And may I say – not in a shy way,
Oh No, oh no not me,
I did it … Lie Way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not WMD, then he gets caught.
To act just like, the Veep’s trained seal
With the devil, I made a deal
The record shows, I got exposed
And did it … Lie Way!

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash asks: Should Barack Obama play nice and ‘bipartisan’ with the Republicans, especially in light of GOP Sabotage of the Bailout (by Lisa Casey).

Madkane with An Alpha-Political Farewell to Bush and Cheney.

The Daily Show highlights President Goofus vs. President Gallant, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman brings us the  Top 100 Funniest Bush Pictures.

“I KNOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD’VE PREFERRED THAT I JUMPED OFF THE ROOF, BLOWN MYSELF UP WITH WMD, OR COLLAPSED FROM A PRETZEL … INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE A DEER IN THE KLIEG LIGHTS.”

BLOGWORTHIES:

Obama’s Reply to Blogger Bob Fertik’s Special Prosecutor Question – at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with the Week in Review – Daily Show and Week in Review – Colbert Report.

Lisa Casey on the Delusional House.

“NOT ONLY DID MR. COSBY BRING A GROUP OF DECEASED FAMILY MEMBERS IN TO VOTE, BUT HE ALSO CAST VOTES ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE HUXTABLE FAMILY, THE PENN RELAY TEAM, AND SOME GUY WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF ’FAT ALBERT’.”

The Poignant Video of Bill Cosby on Meet the Press.

And Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.