“EXACTLY 24 MINUTES AFTER I’M SWORN IN, I’M GONNA’ HAVE JACK BAUER SWOOP IN, ARREST BUSH AND CHENEY RIGHT ON THE PODIUM, AND HAVE THEM RENDITIONED FOR SOME ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES. NOW, UNNERSTAN’, I NORMALLY DON’T BELIEVE IN SHIPPING JOBS OVERSEAS, BUT WE SIMPLY HAVE TO PUT SOME THINGS BEHIND US AND MOVE ON.”  

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More on the “Bush Legacy,” at All Hat No Cattle and P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.