

JFK: Oswald fired at a current Texas Governor and current President. Bush: al-Zaidi shot at a former Texas Governor who had already checked out as President.
JFK: Oswald shot from a warehouse and hid in a theater. Bush: al-Zaidi shopped in a shoe discount warehouse and became famous on TV and YouTube.
JFK: Conspiracy theorists think it was a mob plot. Bush: Entire Administration was a mob plot.
JFK: Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas. Bush: Ted Kennedy told Bush to return to Baghdad and drive his Lincoln through Sadr City.
JFK: Mystery continues over the grassy knoll. Bush: Mystery continues over how we re-elected an assy pol.
JFK: Incident spawned legend of Camelot. Bush: Incident cemented legend of SHAM-A-LOT.
JFK: Rendered brain dead by attack. Bush: Remained brain dead after attack.







