I get up every morning
From Sean Hannity’s warning
Trashin’ commie Jews and blacks from the City
There’s a Robo-calls a callin’
Right-wing polls a pushin’ pollin’
And on Hardball, I’m really a pity

And if your brain likes slime
You’ll be Joe McCarthy by nine
And earn your Wingnut stripes to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Be like me, a racist ‘roid
I love to work at dissing all day

And I’ll be…
Taking care of diss-ness, every day
Taking care of diss-ness, every way
I’ve been taking care of diss-ness, it’s all mine
Taking care of diss-ness, and working overtime

It’s as easy as wishin’
Joe the ‘plumber’s’ a physician
And your opponent is black, brown or yellow
Be a know-nothing nut bar
Chances are you’ll go too far
If you get in with the RIGHT bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a Lyin’ like a Hun
Tell them that you like to hate this way
For FOX News we’ll be employed
And we’ll end up self-destroyed
We love to work at dissing all day

And I’ll be taking care of diss-ness, every day
Taking care of diss-ness, every way
I’ve been taking care of diss-ness, it’s all mine
Taking care of diss-ness, and working overtime