“JUST AS JOHN MARRIED A RICH WOMAN TO MAKE HIS LIFE EASIER, THE OLD GUY IS GONNA’ KICK BACK — IF HE DOESN’T KICK THE BUCKET — AND LET THIS PIT BULL HOCKEY MOM BE FIRST IN THIS COUNTRY.”
“GEE WALLY, ISN’T IT KINDA’ SWELL WE HAVE A VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WITH THE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER OF EDDIE HASKELL.”
