“IF JOHN McCAIN IS GONNA’ MAKE ME A TARGET BY REVEALING MY TRIP SCHEDULE OVERSEAS, IT’S ONLY FAIR THAT WE REVEAL HIS SCHEDULE OF TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WHERE HE CAN’T EVEN HIT HIS TARGET.”
“MAYBE INSTEAD OF ‘STANDING UP,’ I SHOULD TRY ‘SITTING DOWN’.”
Background at HuffPost.
