Well I don’t know if I voted for change,
I got the feeling that something is strange,
I’m so scared I just might crash my Prius,
And I’m wondering if you’ll really free us,
Bloggers to the left of me,
FOX News to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep my ACLU card,
When the FISA bill is such a canard,
Feingold to the left of me, Pelosi to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you beat Billary,
But the netroots, they come bawling,
Tell you that you’re “killing me,”
Please…. Please…..

Trying to make some sense of your “faith”,
And your pitch to the GOP base,
Is it wise to tack back to the center,
We don’t want Nader back as our mentor
Bloggers to the left of me, John McSamey to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Obama’s Faith-Based Folly, at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey on the “Two George Presidents”

Obama Jokes vs. McCain Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

Condi Rice Still “Justifying” the Attack on Iraq, at Crooks & Liars.