“WHILE CHINA AND INDIA ARE BEATING OUR BRAINS OUT, HE’S THE ONLY¬†ASIAN WE FOUND WHO CAN HELP US COMPETE IN THE 14th CENTURY. ¬†IN FACT, HE STRONGLY BELIEVES IN¬†THOMAS FRIEDMAN’S MAXIM THAT ‘THE WORLD IS FLAT’ — LITERALLY.”

Background on the retro-Jindal, at HuffPost.

BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on Republican Turmoil and Democratic Unity.

The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.