Hillary Wins White Males With Blue Collars Who Wear Black Shoes with White Socks:

Obama Wins White Males who wear Brown Birkenstocks with White Socks:

Hillary Wins White Males with Silver Sideburns, Black leather jackets, White Shoes, and See-through socks:

Obama Wins Black Folks with Purple Rage against the Clintons:

Hillary Wins White Women with White Hair who spend their free time with Yellow tiles:

Obama Wins White Males and White Females with White Hair, Blue Bandanas and Tie-Dye clothes:

Hillary Wins Brown Males wearing Multi-colored outfits on Sabado Gigante:

Obama Wins College Professors with Grey Tweed jackets with Black elbow patches:

Hillary Loses Because of one White Male with White Hair and a Red Face:

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Check out the new book Obamanomics, by John R. Talbott

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and the (My) Politics of Cynicism.

Dan Kurtzman on The Other Math: How the Democratic Race Was Really Won.

Lisa Casey with “the fly on the wall” scoop from the Obama-Clinton meeting.

Harsh Words For The Lord, from the Onion Movie, via One Good Move.

McCain Reverses Position on Balancing the Budget – Again, at Perrspectives.