5. Forget Oprah’s Endorsement; It’s Time to Sign Up Wilfrid Brimley and Angela Lansbury.
4. Bring Back the “Butterfly Ballot” — At¬†¬†Least Barack’ll Split Hillary’s Senior Vote with Pat Buchanan.
3. To Get Seniors on the Obama Internet Bandwagon, Come up with the “Clapper” for Computers.
2. Promise to Put Seniors’ Social Security Benefits in a “Mat-Lock Box.”
1. Introduce an Obama Brand-Name Laxative: “Yes, You Can.”
Will any of this work? Well, it all … Depends.
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Norm Jenson’ General Election Preview: How do you think Obama will answer an ad like this?
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Dan Kurtzman’s 2008 Campaign Cartoons.
