10. Your chief campaign strategist is a PR guy, who’s sorely in need of …. a PR guy.

9. Superdelegates are abandoning you based on advice from their children, and their fetuses.

¬†8. You’re the¬†first person brought low by Colombia, instead of high.

 7. Your credibility is so bad, you get criticized for ordering Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions.

¬†6. The campaign is so strapped for cash, that your “3 AM” commercials have to run at … 3 AM!

¬†5. The Bosnian Swift-Boaters have to retire, since you’ve already shot yourself in the foot.

¬†4. Your opponent throws a gutter ball, and it’s your campaign that gets the rep of being in the¬†gutter.

¬†3. Your income tax returns are released, and reveal an “IRA(Q) Rollover.”¬†

¬†2. Even after millions of YouTube hits, a majority of Americans still think¬†”Jeremiah is a Bullfrog.”

¬†1. You lose the endorsement of Punxsutawney Phil, who swears¬†he’ll kill himself¬†to avoid re-living the “Ground Hog Day” of the Clinton 90’s.¬†

 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Madkane to Hill’s defense.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The Democratic ‘Machine’: Gearing Up Incredulity Once Again.

Dan Kurtzman’s¬†roundup of the latest political insanity.

Lisa Casey on the surge, and C&L has Michael Ware on the real power in Iraq.

Get out of here, atheists!Рat One Good Move.