“I REALLY HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT FOR THIS IDEA TO THOSE BROWN-SKINNED FOLKS WORKING FOR MY LANDSCAPING COMPANY.”

“ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME WE IMPOSE A ‘NO FLY ZONE’ OVER THIS SCHMUCK?”

[THE 'CURB' THEME SONG]

Another look at Mitt’s “faith,” via One Good Move.

And speaking of the “holiday spirit,” be sure check out T’was the Night Before Imperialism, at PDB.