Well, by now you’ve all probably seen Rudy Giuliani’s exchange with a pre-pubescent Trekkie,¬†concerning how to best defend this nation from¬†extraterrestial terrorists. (Try saying that three times fast!)

But this has now led to a “serious” debate about the “foreign planet policies” of the¬† GOP candidates. Let’s take a peek, shall we?

 

“We have to¬†fight them beyond the stratosphere, so we don’t have to fight them here.¬† And if they do come to New York City,¬†I’ll throw them right out of the Hayden Planetarium — just like I kicked Yasser Arafat’s ass¬†out of Lincoln Center.”

 

“After 7 years, assuming they learn to speak English, they can apply for citizenship. Then we can send them to Iraq,¬†along with our new citizens from South of the Border.”

 

“If they have two or more heads, they’ll make perfect Mormons, since they’ll be able to simultaneously pleasure multiple wives.”

 

“I propose we build a wall around Planet Earth, preferably with a ring of¬†carbon dioxide.”

 

“If we just stop our space program, and quit meddling in their galaxies, they’ll leave us alone.”

 

“I’d like to visit them in their universe, since chances are I’d weigh even less there.”¬†¬†

 

“I’m from the ‘Outer-Space Wing’ of the “Out-to-Lunch¬†Party’.”¬†¬†

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