10. Proposes “Ethics Reform”¬†Legislation: Pay Toilets¬†for Lobbyists, dubbed the “Pay to Play” Rules.

9. Urged by Log Cabin Republicans to become first gay to come out of the Water Closet.

8.¬†Denounced by¬†O.J. Simpson, who insists he’d never play footsie with Craig’s “ugly ass Bruno Maglis.”

7. Votes against Congressional representation for District of Columbia: Mr. ACDC screws DC.

6. Designates infamous Minneapolis Airport Restroom as a National “Man-ument.”

5. Orders Pigs Feet in Senate Dining Room, then plays with his food.

4. Inserts $50 million in earmarks for public restrooms.

3. Seeks new policy on¬†gay GOP pols having “bathroom sex”: “Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell.”

2. Declares himself leader of the new “Cum-passionate Conservatives.”

1. Filibusters against Habeas Corpus and Webb Amendment, then heads to restroom to … “fill a Buster.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey “flushes out” Craig.”

Alan “Green-Spin,” with Jon Stewart, at One Good Move.

Bush Feigning Success in Iraq, at BuzzFlash.

Stewart and Colbert at the Emmys, via Dan Kurtzman.

PDB on Learning to Hate Peace.