What are the odds that the two most prominent femmes fatales of successive Administrations share the¬†same first name?¬† But wait, the parallels don’t stop there! It’s kinda’ like those spooky Lincoln-Kennedy coincidences. OK …¬†maybe not.¬† You make¬†the call:
10. Lewinsky is a Jew; Goodling hates Jews.
¬†9. Lewinsky blew Bubba; Goodling “serviced” Dubya.
¬†8. Lewinsky’s a brunette; Goodling ditches brunette to fit in with the “right-wing blondes.”
¬†7. Both love high-fashion headwear — Lewinsky¬†a beret;¬†Goodling¬†the Jesus crown of thorns.
¬†6. Lewinsky: indiscretions enabled a political prosecutor; Goodling: indiscretions disabled apolitical¬†prosecutors.
¬†5. Lewinsky: comforted Bill.¬† Goodling: “comforted” by Alberto the Shill.
¬†4. Both avid readers — Lewinsky: Leaves of Grass;¬†Goodling: would stick a Bible up your ass.¬†
¬†3. Lewinsky: attended¬†a real college, but¬†no power as an intern.¬†¬†Goodling: attended a fake law school, but makes and breaks careers at Justice.
¬†2. Lewinsky: Looking to party. Goodling: Looking to trash a Party.
¬†1. Both have¬†yelled out “JESUS” while in a kneeling position.
BuzzFlash Editorial:¬†Dems Pull¬†Political Victory From the Jaws of Defeat.
Norm Jenson with Jon Stewart’s take on the Dem Surrender.
Iraqi Chit-Chat, at All Hat No Cattle.
Crooks & Liars with Chris Matthews’ challenge to GOP’s fact-free talking points on Iraq.¬†¬†
Jane Hamsher with Olbermann’s Special Commnetary on Iraq, and Jane’s own.