“AS PRESIDENT, YOU RECEIVE WORD THAT A FEMALE¬†¬†AL QAEDA MEMBER IS IN THIS COUNTRY, AND TAKING FERTILITY PILLS TO SPAWN AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF U.S.-BORN TERRORISTS.¬† AT THE SAME TIME, SHE’S PURCHASING AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AT¬†WEEKEND GUN SHOWS, BUT ONLY TO HUNT GAYS.¬†

“WOULD YOU TAKE ACTION TO (A) STOP HER GUN PURCHASES, AND (B)¬†AUTHORIZE ABORTIONS ON HER FETUSES, INCLUDING PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTIONS ON LATE-TERM LITTLE¬†BIN LADENS?

“ALSO, ASSUMING YOU’D APPROVE THESE ABORTIONS, WOULD YOU RAISE TAXES TO PAY FOR THEM, OR TAKE THE¬†FUNDS FROM THE ‘BODY ARMOR FOR TROOPS PROGRAM’?

“AND FINALLY, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WOULD VOTE TO REPEAL¬†THE ENLIGHTENMENT.”¬†