By now you’ve probably heard of “The Secret” –¬†¬†the top-selling self-help book that claims¬†you can manipulate objective physical reality, and get exactly what you want,¬†simply¬†through your thoughts and feelings. But who knew that not only Oprah,¬†but old Dubya, was a true believer.

“I CAN¬†CAUSE MAYHEM AND MISERY WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT –¬†I JUST VISUALIZE THE DISASTER, AND IT JUST MAGICALLY APPEARS.”