Voiceover: Bloodweiser¬†presents: Dick and Dubya — Real Men of Evil Genius.

Background Singer: Real Men of Evil Genius!

Voiceover: Today we salute you, Mr. “War Criminals” guys.

Background Singer: Mr. “We love¬†to start a needless war based on lies, stupidity and arrogance” guys!

Voiceover: You’ve sacrificed American blood, money and credibility in order to trigger a¬†civil war between tribal factions who’ve hated each other for 1300 years.

Background Singer: Kafka meets Alice-in-Wonderlaaaaand!

Voiceover: Creating a modern-day Dante’s Inferno,¬†strenghtening Iran, destroying our military, and getting more Americans killed than perished on 9/11.

Background Singer: Mis-sion Accomplished!

Voiceover: If there’s a mistake to be made,¬†you’ll make it. If there’s a lie to be told,¬†you’ll tell it.¬† But as long as there’s a senseless war going on, you’re the Demander-in-Thief.

Background Singer: Insurgency in its last throes!

Voiceover: So crack open another sovereign nation, create thousands more ice-cold bodies, and continue to menace the world like a drunken driver, while your own kids party and enjoy a nice Bud Light.

Background Singer:¬† Mr.¬†”We need to destroy the planet in order to maintain our own power” guys!

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Carol Korreck at BuzzFlash: A Soldier’s Mother Challenges Anyone Who Will Listen.

Gen. Pace: They “don’t have a clue how democracy works,” at Unclaimed Territory.

Dan Kurtzman’s Top 25 Political Humor Videos.¬†