In a stunning surprise, exceeding even Time Magazine’s 2006 selection, Al Jazeera has named its “Man of the Year,” and IT’S JEW!

The leading Arab language media conglomerate made clear that its choice was not an endorsement of the Jew, but merely an acknowledgement of the Jew’s evil influence in the world — similar to Time’s selection of Adolph Hitler in 1938. The announcement was made by Al Jazeera’s editors from the Gaza Strip, while running for cover from gunfire between warring Palestinian factions, Fatah and Hamas.

The cover of Al Jazeera magazine is extremely clever and state-of-the art. It features a mirror, surrounded by an orthodox hat, facial hair, and the long ring-type sideburns known as “payes,” so that anyone picking it up will see themselves as the Zionist devil.

In fact, the device worked so well it even fooled CNN anchor Soledad O’Brien into thinking she was a Hasidic Jew, despite her Latin/Irish heritage.

Al Jazeera’s editorial board explained that its selection¬†took into account the Jew’s broad body of work, as well as events of this year. They specifically cited 9/11, the blasphemy toward the Prophet Mohammed by Jewish Danish cartoonists, the Jewish Pope’s insults to Islam, and the work of New York Jewish lawyers who started the Sue-nami that killed untold Muslims in South Asia.

They also claimed that the mass poverty and starvation in the third world was the work of Jews, who not only controlled the oil cartel, but monopolized the market in white bread and mayonnaise.

“Furthermore,” added Al Jazeera’s editor-in-chief, “it’s clear that the eight crazy nights of Hannukah, burning all those candles, is a major contributor to global warming.”

The “voice of the Arab World” also noted that all of these Zionist crimes could be viewed on JewTube.

Although Al Jazeera did not tip its hand as to who next year’s winner might be, rumors abound that they’re planning to go with the technological revolution, which has enabled terrorists to learn bomb-making, send secret messages, and wage propaganda war. In this regard, they intend to prominently feature the official Palestinian website, MySpaceIsYourSpace.com.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

A comprehensive round-up of “religion” links, including Sam Harris, via One Good Move.

Barbara O’Brien at Crooks & Liars: Happy Holy Day.

Christmas and the ‘Prince of Peace’ – at Progressive Daily Beacon.

BuzzFlash interview:Stephen Grey, Author of Ghost Plane: The True Story of the CIA Torture Program.

Misinformer of the Year: ABC, at Media Matters.

Ron Suskind on the Bush retreat from Empiricism, at Huffington Post.