Ever since he was a young boy,
He had a silver spoon
From Greenwich down to Midland
That’s where he learned to moon
But I ain’t seen nothing like him
In any skid row saloon
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure is a mean buffoon

He stands like a statue
Part of the Neo-Con machine
Constitution in the dumper
Likes big oil, not green or clean
Plays by faith-based intuition
The Mid-East countries fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure is a mean goofball

He’s a pinhead lizard
The facts he tries to twist
A pinhead lizard
Less¬†brains than¬†ole’ Bill Frist

How do you think he blows it?
(I don’t know)
What makes him so bad?

He ain’t got no distractions
Can’t hear those warning¬†bells
Don’t see Sunnis, Shias¬†bashin’
Plays by starting hell
Lookin’ for¬†a replay
Probably in Iran
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure is a simple man

I thought Nixon was
The self-appointed king
But the Supremes just handed
The tyrant crown to him

Only on FOX news cable
He can stand the test
Dick Cheney leads him on
And he just does the rest
He’s got crazy nuke-em fingers
Never seen such gall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure deserves a mean pratfall  

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