According to the most recent polling, the Republicans have¬†become the ultimate victim¬†of¬† “what goes around comes around,”¬†as Democrats are now capturing the overwhelming majority of “swing” voters.

Following on the heels of risque GOP ads attacking Democrats –¬†featuring¬†lap dancers, hookers¬†and phone sex girls — the Democrats are pulling away in the polls, based on their increased popularity with wife swappers, on-line swing clubs and patrons of escort services.

As the Wall Street Journal/NBC News Poll concluded: “The Blue State Party is¬†now identified as the Party of Midnight Blue.”¬†¬†And since¬†swingers tend to be¬†predominantly from the upper class,¬†Democrats have hopes of winning over¬†large numbers of traditionally Republican voters.¬†¬†

The response of¬†one “swinger” perhaps best summarized this trend: “I used to think the Democrats were¬†a bunch of effete intellectuals and eggheads, but after checking out all of these GOP ads, it looks like the Dems are the Party that really likes to party.”

As a result, the Democrats are not only garnering the “cross-over” vote, but the “cross-dressers” as well.

However, the poll shows that Republicans still hold an overwhelming lead among sadists, as well as fetishists who like to dress up as Nazis.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash Review of Red State (DVD) — trying to figure out what makes the hick tick.

Along the same lines, Norm Jenson with Blasphemy Part 4 — pushing back against the religious nuts.

Lisa Casey’s “Them Liberals.”

Dixie Chicks Haiku, from Madkane.

Dan Kurtzman gives us video of Prank Calls to C-Span.