Rush Limbaugh, undaunted by¬†his latest embarrassment — his FOX-like attack on Michael J. Fox for the sin of having Parkinson’s¬†Disease — has now gone one step further, claiming that FDR faked polio and paralysis in order to pass the New Deal.

Limbaugh explained that “if not for FDR’s Oscar-caliber acting job, the unemployed and sick would still be dying in the streets, the way God intended it to be.”

Limbaugh also asserted that Max Cleland never actually lost three limbs in Vietnam, but merely utilized the same “tricks” that were used on Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump.

The Chief of the Dittoheads, dismissing criticism that he unfairly¬†mocked¬†Fox, said on his nationally syndicated radio show: “the shaking, the tremors, the speech impairments, fake, fake, fake.”

Limbaugh further insisted that he “can’t believe that someone would ever skip their meds unless they wanted to create sympathy — take it from me, I never skipped my pain medication.”

Fox, who is campaigning for the cause of embryonic stem cell research, and candidates who support its funding, was so upset by Limbaugh’s disgusting behavior that he has taken an unprecedented step¬†in the history of popular¬†entertainment.¬† Fox has bought the syndication rights to his hit show of the 80’s,¬†Family Ties, in order¬†to change the ideology of his character, Alex Keaton, from conservative to liberal.

In related news, the National Academy of Scientists unanimously passed a resolution that would permanently ban Rush Limbaugh from¬†donating any of his adult stem cells¬†for medical use.¬† As one member of the Academy stated, “there are enough problems in the world without propagating a mutant race.”

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