As Jane Hamsher points out, The New York Times reports on some positive signs for the Dems in the upcoming midterms. So assuming current trends continue, what are some of the things we can look for in the GOP Mourning-After?:

10. The GOP wailing like a stranded white trash traveler on an OnStar commercial.

  9. The Republican National Committee suing Diebold for breach of contract.

¬† 8. Democratic investigations of GOP corruption results in release of “Swindler’s List.”

¬† 7.¬†¬†Desperate for any new Iraq strategy, Republicans reject “stay the course” in favor of “Trojan Horse.”

¬† 6. After taking a beating like Custer, the¬†GOP now finds “religion” in¬†the filibuster.

  5. Republican in-fighting so bad, they ask Kofi Annan for a UN peacekeeping force.

  4. The GOP party symbol changes from Elephant to Woolly Mammoth.

  3. RNC recruits only eunuchs as future Congressional candidates.

  2. Republicans reject Christianity in favor of pagan rituals, in order to sacrifice Dennis Hastert.

¬† 1.¬†Articles of Impeachment against Bush and Cheney are drawn up — by the Republicans.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash editorial on the Cheney-Rumsfeld-Kissinger Axis of Anti-democratic Evil.

Glenn Greenwald on the electoral virtues of passion and anger.

John Amato on revolving Iraqi war justifications.

Norm Jenson with Lewis Black.

Lisa Casey’s Friday the 13th.¬†¬†