Now that Bob Woodward has revealed¬†that Henry Kissinger has been¬†advising Bush and Cheney¬†on the Iraq war, it’s officially official: this Administration has become That 70′s Show.

In addition to Rumsfeld and Cheney, the boy blunders from the Ford Administration, “Henry the K” now completes the Bermuda Triangle of retro-renegades.¬† Sources say he even brought the Torturer-in-Chief that iconic 70′s relic, the Mood Ring, which on Bush’s finger never moves off black.

Perhaps the most obvious sign of the return to 70′s mentality is the Bush Administration’s latest plan for Iraq:¬† “WIN Buttons,” standing for “Whip Insurgents Now.”

In addition, Kissinger has advised the White House to expand the Iraq war into¬†Cambodia, complete with a Christmas carpet-bombing campaign, since¬†Iraq’s tattered infrastructure leaves nothing left to¬†destroy.¬† As if the Bush-Cheney Watergate-style abuse of Presidential power wasn’t 70′s enough.

To make matters worse, Rumsfeld has proposed to make the troops in Iraq even faster and lighter by replacing their body armor with 70′s style leisure suits.

And the way things are going¬†in Iraq, I guess we can expect¬†Kissinger to¬†announce any day now¬†that “Pieces are at Hand.”¬†

Let’s face it,¬†could it have been any worse if Bush had brought¬†Danny Bonaduce on as White House adviser?¬† And come to think of it, where is Squeaky Fromme when you really need her?

And wait a minute; what’s that music I hear coming from the White House?¬† Could it be, Do The Hustle?

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