12. FOLEY’S CIRCLE-JERK CAUSES GOP CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD

11. FOLEY RECRUITED BY PRIESTHOOD, CHURCH SEEKS TECH-SAVVY PEDOPHILES

10. FOLEY REJECTED FROM TACO BELL,¬†FOR INABILITY TO ‘THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN’

¬†9. FOLEY ASSERTS ‘THE GOP DEFENSE’:¬†REPUBLICANS REQUIRE HOSTILITY TO CHILDREN’S INTERESTS –¬†Alan Dershowitz Believes Novel Legal Theory Has More Validity Than ‘Twinkie Defense’

 8. POLL SHOWS 95% OF AMERICANS THINK CONGRESS IS ON THE WRONG CRACK

¬†7. WASHINGTON TIMES DEMANDS HASTERT’S RESIGNATION:¬†A ‘COVER YOUR ASS’ MOVE BY MOONIES, WHO CALL FOR CARCASS OF GOP POLS WHO COVERED FOLEY’S BUTT

¬†6. GOP BREAKS WITH EVANGELICAL BASE: GETTING ELECTED TAKES ‘BACK SEAT’ TO GETTING OFF

 5. FOLEY CLAIMS HE WAS VICTIM OF SALACIOUS E-MAILS, IMs, AS YOUTH

¬†4. GOP-CONTROLLED PBS REPLACES ‘BARNEY THE DINOSAUR’ WITH ‘THE BARNEY FRANK SHOW’

¬†3. GOP DUSTS OFF ‘WILLIE HORTON ADS’ — WITH GERRY STUDDS AS ‘STAR’

¬†2. DISNEY’S ABC CREATES ‘DOCTORED’¬†VIDEO — SHOWING CLINTON POKING CHRIS WALLACE IN THE ASS

 1. PUNDITS GIVE FOLEY CHANCE OF RE-ELECTION, IF PALM BEACH COUNTS HANGING GONADS 

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MORE DE-FOLEY-ATION:

BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite of the Week.

Crooks¬†& Liars with Countdown’s GOP Foley talking points.¬†¬†¬†

Madkane’s Hastert Haiku.

Wonkette: Foley’s Cocktober Surprise.¬†¬†¬†¬†