10. Was that a pocket veto in your pocket, or were you just glad to see me?

9. Forget about that tight race in Illinois; let’s talk about your open seat.

8. I don’t know how a bill becomes a law, but let me show you how my drill comes in your jaw.

7. Why don’t you bring some of your friends down to my chamber, and we’ll form a Committee of the Hole.

6. I’d really like you to work on my joint resolution.

5. You know, we Congressmen are granted special spanking privileges.

4. Young man, I’d like to see you serve here one day as majority whip.

3. How’d you like to see some pork, without the barrel?

2. When Congress is in recess, can you take me to your school’s recess?

1. When you turn 18, make sure you register as a Republican.

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