Contrary to the horror stories you’ve heard, as dramatized by the movie of the same name, Jesus Camp is really a harmless, very normal summer experience for All-American kids. Just to demonstrate how all the hysteria is overblown, here are the Top Ten activities of Jesus Camp:

10. Color War: All sides wear white, including the hoods.

9. Archery: Using non-Christians as the target.

8. Tug of War: Using non-Christians as the rope.

7. LaCross: Raiding neighboring camps armed with crucifixes.

6. Multicultural Sensitivity Training: Speaking in Tongues.

5. Whitewater activities: Looking for Vince Foster’s remains in Whitewater, Arkansas.

4. Arts & Crafts: Building giant urns to burn non-believers.

3. Rocketry: Learn how to build and fire rockets into your local Family Planning Clinic.

2. Campfire Night: Scary stories about “activist judges” protecting Constitutional rights.

1. Waterskiing, and Water-walking.

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