You stood there boldly

On the rubble of Nine-One-One

Said “They can hear you”

“Got the terrorists on the run”

But then you blew it

Now we’re universally¬†shunned

You’re a shmuck

 

You were the boy king

Didn’t have a care

Controlled by Cheney

Rove’s turd blossoms up your rear

But you were stupid

And fucked up everywhere

Like a shmuck

 

Like a shmuck, you were wrong as wrong could be

Like a shmuck, a blind man could better see

Like a shmuck, a disgrace to your Pop-py

Like a shmuck

 

Your bombs were ready

In the clear March Baghdad night

Rumsfeld had a purpose

His troops were quick and light

And you held firmly

Unaware of the Shiites

You’re a shmuck

 

Like a shmuck, still standin’ despite the shame

Like a shmuck, yellowcake and Valerie Plame

Like a shmuck, things’ll never be the same

Like a shmuck

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A more “scholarly” analysis of Presidential Shmuckiness.¬†

BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash Analysis¬†on GOP “National Security” Campaign, and Progressive Daily Beacon on GOP Myths.

One Good Move with Reza Aslan on Daily Show.

All Hat No Cattle: America Needs a Facelift.

Crooks & Liars on e-voting flaws.