Things do not always go as planned. You might have forgotten to vote, or if you’re a senior in Palm Beach County, you know that accidents can produce unwanted results.

Also, Neo-Con-doms have a tendency to break or lose their effectiveness when introduced to oil-based Bushes.

Now you have a second chance to prevent Armageddon with Plan V.

Plan V is an emergency measure that can still prevent world conflagration after Neo-Con-traceptive failure, or when troops are left unprotected by body armor.

Plan V should be taken within 24 hours of the polls opening, and can reduce the risk of Conservative gestation by 89%. But the sooner it’s taken, the more effective it will be on the exit polls.

Unfortunately, Plan V will not actually abort existing right-wing reactionaries. But it will work to prevent the release of additional Evangelical Christians into the body politic. It may also prevent dregs from attaching to the halls of Congress.

Plan V is not a substitute for routine education. It’s also important to remember that Plan V will not protect you from unelected aides, or right-wing radio transmissions.

WARNING: Your failure to use Plan V may cause side effects such as headaches, nausea, abdominal pain and vomiting.  Also, Republicans are trying to prevent your access to Plan V without a prescription.

 

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