10. Shiite militias replace marauding barbarians in those Capital One credit card commercials.

  9. Quentin Tarantino shooting Pulp Non-Fiction on streets of Ramadi.

¬† 8. Iraqi Parliament seeks to implant¬†V-chips in citizens’ brains.

  7. Karbala Courier eliminates obituary page; instead prints names of survivors.

  6. Iraqi soldiers are offering to serve their time in Afghanistan.

  5. Baghdad CSI runs 24 hours a day, with no re-runs.

  4. Widespread death of young innocents: Islamic martyrs now rewarded with 82 virgins.

  3. Funerals so prevalent that black is the new black.

  2. Hot new IPO on Iraqi stock market is IEDs-R-US.

¬† 1. Signs¬†in windows of parked cars say “NO RADIO BOMBS.”¬†

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Of course, Dubya’ sees the “bright side” of things in Iraq.

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