As pointed out by Michelle Malkin, one of the few non-blonde nut-job right-wing females, The New York Times has conspired to assassinate Cheney and Rumsfeld, by mentioning the location of their summer homes in the Times’ Escapes/Travel section.

But wait, it gets worse. The “Paper of Record,” the record will show, has mentioned no less than 1799 times over the last six years, that President Bush actually resides in the White House, thus making him a sitting duck for Al-Qaeda.

A Lexis-Nexis search further reveals that the Times has also consistently given away the location of Bush’s weekend retreat in Camp David, as well as his summer ranch home in Crawford, Texas, which has enabled crazies such as Cindy Sheehan to harass our poor Commander-in-Chief, while he tries to recharge his batteries after five-hour work days.

Indeed, The New York Times has even had the audacity to report on the precise location of that pathetic-looking brush that Dubya’ pretends to clear, in his desperate attempt to emulate Reaganesque wood-splitting or horse-riding.

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist denounced the Times, not only for their disclosure of Bush’s whereabouts, but for giving away the specific location — the Senate floor — from which Frist regularly makes long-distance medical diagnoses.

Finally, according to William Donohue, President of The Catholic League, The New York Times has consistently demonstrated their anti-religious bias by disclosing that the Pope resides in the Vatican.

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Tip of the hat to Glenn Greenwald and BuzzFlash for reports on Malkin and similarly nonsensical articles.