Please allow me to introduce myself

I’m a man of Halliburton wealth

I’ve been around for 6 long years

Stole the Constitution and the nation’s health

And I was round when the 2000 Election

Was a moment of fraud and fake

Made damn sure we Neo-Cons

Made up a story of Yellowcake

Pleased to screw you

Hope you guess my role

But what’s puzzling you

Is do I have a soul

I stuck around Kyoto

When I saw the climate had changed

Killed the ozone and the Greenpeace freaks

Al Gore screamed in vain

I never rode a tank

Or held a private’s rank

When the Vietnam war raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to screw you

Hope you guess my goal

Ah, what’s puzzling you

Does Dubya’ still have a role

I watched with glee

While your liberties

Were simply crushed

And flushed down the drain

I shouted out,

Who leaked Valerie Plame

When it was plain to see

It was Rove and me

Let me please introduce myself

I’m a man of Halliburton stock options

Even though my daughter’s a dyke

I’m against gay marriage and adoptions

Pleased to screw you

Hope you guessed my game

But what’s puzzling you

Is how I get no blame

Just as every Democrat is a criminal

And all the GOPs saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

Cause I’ll never be restrained

So if you meet me

Don’t expect courtesy

Any sympathy, or even taste

Just ask Patrick Leahy

Cause I’ll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to screw you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what’s concerning you

Is if I’ll bring you down in flames

Woo, who