The Good News: There’s now evidence supporting the theory of an Intelligent Designer.
The Bad News: As with most designers, this one was also gay.

The Good News: Your English Muffin this morning bore a striking likeness to the Madonna.
The Bad News: You dropped it on the floor, where it was immediately gobbled up by your Rottweiler.

The Good News: Pat Robertson speaks at your church.
The Bad News: After his Limo gets ticketed, he proclaims God will completely annihilate your town.

The Good News: Your local school board prohibits a course in gay/lesbian studies.
The Bad News: The Senior Class production is La Cage Aux Folles.

The Good News: Your Mayor refuses to perform gay marriage ceremonies.
The Bad News: Your Mayor is found in a theater balcony with a young boy.

The Good News: The Supreme Court approves religious displays in the public square.
The Bad News: The Muslim majority in your community puts a 30-foot statue of the Prophet Muhammed in front of the County Courthouse.

The Good News: Bush vetoes federal funding for both new stem cell lines and environmental cleanups.
The Bad News: You now have no treatment for the disease you contracted from the toxic waste dump in your neighborhood.

The Good News: Your State has passed an absolute ban on abortion.
The Bad News: Your teenage daughter just got knocked up by the Mexican gardener.

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