It was reported today that the Madonna-Britney Spears relationship has been ruptured by a dispute over the study of Kabbalah, proving once again the power of religion to divide.  Yet beneath the surface, there is a bit more to this story:

 

Even celebs get religion these days

Travolta, Cruise, their Scientology ways

But Madonna and Britney Spears

The poster girls for tawdry

Were only studying Kabbalah

‘Cause they thought it was Hebrew for orgy

 

Now Rosie O’Donnell made a different mistake

One that would make you wince

She thought Kabbalah was a kosher dildo

Wrapped in a giant cheese blintz

 

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]