Alright, Dubya, I assume you’re feelin’ pretty good about yourself right about now.¬† We killed Zarqawi, the monster you created in the first place, you got your butt into and outta’ the Green Zone for a few hours without getting blown up, and Fitzgerald pulled a Bill Buckner letting¬†old Turd Blossom slide right through his legs.¬† But you know, as far as I’m concerned, you’ve still had nothing but bad days.

So hopefully,¬†the Rock-n-Roll Gods will forgive me, since¬†I couldn’t resist the temptation to tweak the ubiquitous pop song, You Had a Bad Day, by Daniel Powter. It just feels so right:

Where was the moment we needed you most

You left Tora Bora and Osama was lost

They tell me your polls, have faded so low

They tell me you seem, like you’re back on the blow

And we don’t need you continuing on

You blame it on leaks, just to cover your ass

You faked mushroom clouds so Saddam wouldn’t last

You say we’ll stand down, when they stand up

Ya’ can’t even tell, which ones are corrupt

And we don’t need you continuing on

Cause you had all bad days

You’re taking us down

You don’t have a prayer, to turn it around

You say you didn’t know

You say the CIA lied

We all know the Veep, took you for a ride

You had all bad days

Network cameras don’t lie

New Orleans drowned, and thousands just died

You had all bad days

You had all bad days

Well, you need a permanent holiday

Even GOPs laugh at what you say

And we don’t need you continuing on

Cause you had all bad days

You’re taking Earth down

Just shuffling staff, won’t turn it around

You say you didn’t know

Global warming was real

All you care about, is the Halliburton deal

You had all bad days

You see what you’ve done

More death and disease, on account of the Sun

You had all bad days

You had all bad days

You had all bad days